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Oh non!

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J'ai finalement pleuré pour m'endormir.

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Le lit est trempé.

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Est-ce du sang?

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Non! Il y a ... il 
y a une fuite dans le plafond.

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Il y a une goutte brune dégoûtante qui arrive.

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Owwww!

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Regarde! Regardez ... oh mon Dieu.

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- Je ne peux pas le faire. 
- Cet endroit est un taudis! C'est un taudis

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- J'ai essayé! 
- Vous savez ce que c'est un trou d'enfer.

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Je suis fatigué, John, mais je ne peux pas!

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Se réveiller.

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Commencez à emballer, le pluming 
est tourné en enfer dans cet endroit

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et nous sortons. Nous sortons!

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Que portez-vous? 
Qu'est-ce que c'est? Une chemise de nuit?

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C'est une chemise de nuit, David. 
Et ce n'est pas le problème.

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Le problème, c'est la boue brune dans mon lit.

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Nous vendons l'endroit!

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Il est 6h00 du matin!

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What's the name of that
mouthy kid at the front desk?

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I don't know. I'm trying very hard
not to connect with people right now.

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The mouth the mouth, the girl.

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You might want to rethink
the nightgown first.

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There's an ebenezer scrooge
thing happening right now.

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Oh my God, that's who I was thinking of.

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You know what?! I'll do it myself.

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My best to Bob Cratchit.

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Hello! Hello! Service?

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This bell is broken.

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Yeah, sorry.

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It's more or less decorative.

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There's a leak in my room.

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Brown, disgusting sewage water was
dripping all over my bed this morning.

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I was soaking wet. So I need a plumber.

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You want me to call a plumber?

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Do I want you to call a plumber?

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Yes, yes I do. I want you call...

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You should already be on the phone.

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Could you call a plumber?

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Stevie let's see if he's
home... or conscious.

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He's a good guy, he's just a big drinker.

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I also need a real estate agent.

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The name of a good real
estate agent right away.

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Ooh, there's a guy named Ray.

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Yeah. He's the best one.
He's also the only one so...

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A guy named Ray...

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Is there anything else I
can help you with, Mr. Rose?

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Yes. My wife and I will be taking breakfast

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in our room this morning.

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Eggs florentine and a yoghurt parfait.

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Yeah... unfortunately, due
to a lack of everything,

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we don't do room service.

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Uh, but you're always
welcome to help yourself

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to our complimentary espresso bar.

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I'd rather drink the pipe-water.

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I hear ya.

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Ew! Who even is this girl?

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He said he'd never date someone
with a toe ring and yet...

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- Rub my back.
- What?! No.

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I rubbed your back many a
nights when you were little.

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Yeah, in exchange for half my allowance.

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Fine. You may select one silver
piece from my accessory case.

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- Right here.
- Omigod...

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she has hakuna matata tattooed on her foot.

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Stavros was seeing escorts before you.

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A Disney tattoo shouldn't be a surprise.

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We said no social media post
breakup. We had a pact about that.

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He dates hooker.

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Oh, well, I'm sorry, I don't
hire my friends at model castings.

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Actually, now that I think about
in, where are those friends?

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They're just giving me space right now.

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Because they're considered people.

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Oh right. Space. Yeah.

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Okay. Well, I think it's
bests that he dumped you.

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He didn't dump me.

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We actually both decided that it was
best that he see other people so...

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Children, mindless bickering is
a luxury we may no longer afford.

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You are blind to reality
and for that I am most proud

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but our worlds evil twin...
has reared her ugly...

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Okay. I'm taking my
journal into the bathroom.

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Where I will be shutting the door.

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David! You might actually wanna hear this.

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Oh hi!

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Are you Ray?

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- Yes.
- You're late.

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Johnny Rrose. My wife, Moira.

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- Hello.
- Hi.

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Oh, I love your complexion.

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So... what can I help you with,

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housing, investment opportunities?

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Mr. Rose and I would like
to put a for sale sign

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on this incredible town.

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We're willing to settle
for what we paid for it.

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More if you can get it,
but definitely not less.

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Well, I'm not gonna lie to
you I'm not super optimistic.

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You know, because the government
saw no value in Schitt's Creek.

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You know, when they
repossessed your assets.

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You know, because of the humiliating...

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Yes, we know. We know. We know.

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Well, we'll do our best.

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First we just have to get
Roland to sign off on the listing

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and then we're good to go.

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I need to confer with the
financial powerhouse of the family.

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Since when did the mayor
need to sign off on this?

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Ray, since when did the mayor
need to sign off on this?

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Well, it's all here...

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Son of a bitch!

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Oh, excuse me.

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I don't think my sheets have been cleaned.

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They smell like cigarettes.

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No, that's just the way they smell.

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Also, you can tell your dad
that the plumber was busy

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so I just pushed the bed against the wall

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and put down a bucket where the bed was.

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Okay. We're gonna be selling the town,

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so it'll be someone else's problem soon.

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But it's such a great place to live.

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I think you're funny.

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Thank you.

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Um, look I know this
probably isn't your thing,

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but there's a tailgate party later.

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It's not exactly clubbing
but you know... close.

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I don't even know what 'tailgate' means.

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In my mind I'm picturing like a Klan rally.

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Yeah, just fewer pointy hats.

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It's just townies with un-ironic haircuts.

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Okay. I'm gonna pass I'm
not really in the mood

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to be a victim of a
hate crime tonight so...

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Okay.

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Stavros just posted three more photos.

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Who are these jenky women?

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Uh, from the looks of it they're
blonde and mostly naked so...

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Is there a bar in this place

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or are we in one of
those religo cult towns?

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I was just telling your
brother about a party tonight.

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But he passed so...

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Um, yes. Love that journey for me.

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Okay, so I'm looking
for a guy like a mechanic

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or someone that hammers stuff.

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Um, at least 5'7. Kind of like full lips.

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Athletic body. Maybe a
neck tattoo would be cute.

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No, it wouldn't.

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You know, I think this
could be really good for me.

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So thank you.

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You're welcome. Yeah.
I'm looking forward to it.

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Having all that fun.

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Wow.

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So Johnny Rose wants the
ol' Johnny Hancock, huh?

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Well...

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Shouldn't be a problem, Johnny.

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I'm happy to signoff on the listing.

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Well, thank you, very much,
Rolland, I appreciated.

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Sure. Why don't you come
over tonight and pick it up.

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Mr. Mayor, that's not necessary.

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No, no. Roland, a
signature, that's all I need.

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Johnny look, here is what you're gonna do;

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you're gonna grab the kids,
you're gonna grab Moira,

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you're gonna come over we're gonna
sit down like civilized people,

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have a few laughs,

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and then at the end of the evening
we'll get to the big signing, okay?

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Right. Okay. Honestly Roland, it's just a,

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it's just a signature. A
flick of the wrist. That's it.

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You're not rejecting my
hospitality, are you, Johnny?

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Because that really wouldn't be a good way

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to start things off, I don't think.

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No, no. I'd love to come to
dinner are you kidding me?

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No. I just thought,
let's do business first,

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get the signature, and then dinner.

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Johnny, you want that,
to get that you need this.

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So let's just do this my way.

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Yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah, dinner is.

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Dinner it is, atta boy. Okay.

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How did you not get the
contract signed, John?

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Can one thing, just one thing,
not be easy in this town?!

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Look Roland's playing games,
honey, he's playing games.

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So this is something we have to do.

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Okay. Well, I would love to go,

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but I've actually double booked myself.

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I'm going to a truck party
um, with the front desk girl

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and obviously she'd be super devastated

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if I bailed last minute. So I can't.

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I can't go.

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Okay. Well, cancel it because
you're coming to dinner.

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No.

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One of you kids has to come.

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Davis, you've got nothing on tonight.

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How... how do you know that.

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What do you have on tonight?

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- What?
- Good, it's settled.

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Or you could go alone, John.

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Since you are the one who did
not get the contract signed.

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Moira, Roland wants the
family there tonight,

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so my family has to go tonight.

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Let me explain something about business.

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- Don't you dare...
- It's a dance.

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And sometimes you lead.
and sometimes you follow.

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And which are you doing now, John?

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I am leading, Moira.

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In a Roland game I think you're following.

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Following in the game but
leading in the dance, right?

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And he thinks he's leading in the dance,

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but only because I've
allowed him to think...

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- Are you listening to this?
- Hmm?

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It doesn't matter. I'm leading.

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I'll shall bathe.

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And if I bang my head and
slip beneath the surface,

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so be it, Mr. Rose.

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- What's this?
- Uh yeah, Stevie called.

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Apparently the plumber's in rehab.

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And you also... you
have something on your...

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I don't know what that is but it's a thing.

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David, for the gate party tonight is
it more of a leather pants thing or...

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Son of a bitch!

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Thanks for having us, Jocelyn. Thank you.

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Make yourselves at home.
Roland is just on the toilet.

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Oh, what a surprise.

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You have a really lovely home.
It's really um, understated.

220
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Thank you. I get a lot of
my ideas from magazines.

221
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Don't be modest.

222
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This is 100 percent you and only you.

223
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Roland hey, okay. It's the Roses.

224
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Come on, folk, please sit.

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Come on, I'm just the
mayor for crying out loud.

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Ooh, hors d'oeuvres. Mmm.

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That's too bad about Alexis.

228
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Well, it is. But we did
bring the life of the party.

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Our David.

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Well, I guess, that just means there
is more for you and me, right Dave?

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I hope everyone likes a cheeseball.

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Cheeseball?

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It's the treat that keeps
our love life percolating.

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It's like an aphrodisiac with him.

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Go ahead.

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Oh yes, can't wait. Can't wait. Mmm.

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So David, tell us about yourself
I hear you're a gallerist.

238
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Wow. There's a $10 dollar word.

239
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David owned a brilliant gallery.

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Tell them about your last show.

241
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- It's not...
- You must, please.

242
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Tell them, David, tell them.

243
00:11:03,909 --> 00:11:06,210
The gallery worked with Janet Kempfluugen.

244
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Kempfluugen?

245
00:11:08,815 --> 00:11:11,282
She's a Brooklyn based performance
artist she's a big deal.

246
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Anyway um... she would walk into the space

247
00:11:13,886 --> 00:11:17,356
wearing a clay mask of a fawn,

248
00:11:17,390 --> 00:11:21,860
remove her clothing and breast
feed members of the audience.

249
00:11:21,894 --> 00:11:24,262
It was a commentary on income inequality.

250
00:11:27,299 --> 00:11:28,900
Wow...

251
00:11:28,934 --> 00:11:30,468
Heady stuff.

252
00:11:30,502 --> 00:11:32,070
Well, hmm...

253
00:11:34,139 --> 00:11:35,205
Lipgloss?

254
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,808
No thank you.

255
00:11:37,843 --> 00:11:39,276
I wish I could pull off the
whole gloomy, no makeup look.

256
00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:41,612
It's so French.

257
00:11:41,646 --> 00:11:42,813
Thank you.

258
00:11:42,848 --> 00:11:44,348
So, why are you single?

259
00:11:44,383 --> 00:11:46,316
Who said I'm single?

260
00:11:46,351 --> 00:11:48,218
Girl, we're on the hunt.
I hope you're single.

261
00:11:48,253 --> 00:11:50,654
Oh, no. I'm not "on the hunt".

262
00:11:50,689 --> 00:11:52,555
A town this size, you've
either been through 'em

263
00:11:52,590 --> 00:11:53,924
or know a little too much about 'em.

264
00:11:53,958 --> 00:11:55,692
Hmm. Okay. I'm gonna go do a lap

265
00:11:55,726 --> 00:11:58,061
and this swan is best when she flies solo.

266
00:11:58,096 --> 00:12:00,730
- So you're gonna be okay?
- I live here.

267
00:12:00,765 --> 00:12:02,565
Okay. Am I good?

268
00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:06,069
Yes? Okay. Thank Are you not cold-

269
00:12:06,104 --> 00:12:07,137
Chuck, beer!

270
00:12:12,410 --> 00:12:14,143
I know it's gotta be in here somewhere,

271
00:12:14,177 --> 00:12:16,345
slippery little bastard.

272
00:12:16,380 --> 00:12:19,115
Maybe a fork would help, Roland?

273
00:12:19,149 --> 00:12:22,952
Oh, that's sweet. Thank
you. I'm okay. I'll find it.

274
00:12:22,986 --> 00:12:25,854
So is that the ah, contract over there?

275
00:12:25,889 --> 00:12:28,590
Yeah, it is. You know, I
gotta be honest with you,

276
00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:31,693
I tried reading that
thing it is really boring.

277
00:12:31,728 --> 00:12:33,429
Ah, got it! There she is! Okay.

278
00:12:37,935 --> 00:12:39,668
Ohh! Oh my God, honey... oh, that is good.

279
00:12:41,671 --> 00:12:43,639
That is good.

280
00:12:43,673 --> 00:12:46,642
I believe you were saying, John.

281
00:12:46,676 --> 00:12:49,945
Yes. This reminds me of a
merger I put together in Zurich.

282
00:12:49,979 --> 00:12:52,180
It was two families
breaking bread together.

283
00:12:52,214 --> 00:12:55,317
Ahh! Agh. My head. My head hurts.

284
00:12:55,351 --> 00:12:57,485
Oh no! Are you okay?

285
00:12:57,519 --> 00:13:00,021
Um, it think it's the
migraines that I get a lot.

286
00:13:00,056 --> 00:13:02,824
Oh, I think... I think that'll pass, David.

287
00:13:02,858 --> 00:13:04,892
I don't think it's gonna pass.
I don't think it's passing.

288
00:13:04,927 --> 00:13:07,362
Migraines can be so awful.

289
00:13:07,396 --> 00:13:09,164
Yeah, well, not this one. Not this one.

290
00:13:09,198 --> 00:13:12,000
Yeah, you know what?
I... I think I need to go.

291
00:13:12,034 --> 00:13:14,234
I think you need to eat
something and that will help.

292
00:13:14,269 --> 00:13:16,370
No, I think I need to go back.

293
00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:17,972
Take me with you please.

294
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:19,306
David, sit down. Sit down. Sit back down.

295
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:20,341
Jocelyn, thank you so much for dinner.

296
00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:22,176
Why don't you lay down on our mattress.

297
00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:24,345
The sheets are in the dryer
but there is rubber pad.

298
00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:27,348
- No. Thanks.
- David! Don't go near the door.

299
00:13:27,382 --> 00:13:28,583
David! Do not open that door.

300
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:36,423
I brought vodka as a house gift.

301
00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:38,758
I don't see it.

302
00:13:53,307 --> 00:13:55,675
That's what I say.  Great.

303
00:14:02,316 --> 00:14:07,249
- I'm Twyla from the cafe.
- Yeah.

304
00:14:07,321 --> 00:14:09,922
Yeah. Davis Rose.

305
00:14:09,956 --> 00:14:12,358
I'm a little drunk.

306
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:16,062
- Hey.
- Hey Stevie.

307
00:14:16,096 --> 00:14:19,298
I am going to roast myself a marshmallow.

308
00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:21,567
- Anybody?
- No. Thanks.

309
00:14:21,601 --> 00:14:22,701
- You're all good?
- No.

310
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:26,505
Great.

311
00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:28,206
I don't know why you were
so reluctant to show up here.

312
00:14:28,241 --> 00:14:31,209
You fit right in.

313
00:14:31,244 --> 00:14:32,945
Well, my sister texted me "help".

314
00:14:32,979 --> 00:14:34,346
And my mind went straight to deliverance.

315
00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:37,149
So I wasn't too far off.

316
00:14:37,183 --> 00:14:38,983
That's funny because your sister
texted me from across the bonfire

317
00:14:39,018 --> 00:14:41,119
and said you'd probably show up here

318
00:14:41,154 --> 00:14:42,754
because you were bored and lonely

319
00:14:42,788 --> 00:14:45,057
and had nothing better to do.

320
00:14:45,091 --> 00:14:46,658
Well, my sister is a broken
shell of a human being.

321
00:14:46,692 --> 00:14:47,892
That's where that's coming from so...

322
00:14:47,927 --> 00:14:50,529
Oh, okay.

323
00:14:50,563 --> 00:14:53,631
Oh. Well, she seems fine.

324
00:14:53,666 --> 00:14:56,734
Are you serious? That's
so funny. That's so funny.

325
00:14:56,769 --> 00:14:59,103
So I guess you're free to go.

326
00:15:04,843 --> 00:15:08,145
I'm gonna need a stiff drink
to get through this. Stiff.

327
00:15:14,018 --> 00:15:18,355
So Jocelyn, you were saying
that you teach high school,

328
00:15:18,390 --> 00:15:20,357
or you want to finish high school?

329
00:15:20,392 --> 00:15:23,427
I'm not sure, I couldn't hear
over your husband's chewing.

330
00:15:23,462 --> 00:15:25,262
I teach high school.

331
00:15:25,297 --> 00:15:27,564
Oh, you're a saint.

332
00:15:27,599 --> 00:15:31,468
I love it. I love connecting
with the young people.

333
00:15:31,502 --> 00:15:33,603
Although I know those boys
are undressing me every time

334
00:15:33,637 --> 00:15:35,871
I drop a piece of chalk.

335
00:15:35,906 --> 00:15:38,173
Yeah. Well, maybe we should
hold onto our chalk, hmm?

336
00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:39,942
They're boys! It's cute.

337
00:15:39,977 --> 00:15:42,244
John...

338
00:15:42,278 --> 00:15:45,314
Oh, there it is! There it is!

339
00:15:45,348 --> 00:15:48,417
- The Vivien Blake bitch face!
- Excuse me?

340
00:15:48,451 --> 00:15:50,051
I didn't want to say anything,

341
00:15:50,086 --> 00:15:54,223
but you were my favourite
character on "Sunrise Bay".

342
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:55,857
- Thanks.
- It's true.

343
00:15:55,891 --> 00:15:59,060
He lived for "Sunrise Bay".

344
00:15:59,095 --> 00:16:01,463
I could be doing cartwheels in a thong

345
00:16:01,498 --> 00:16:04,566
in front of that television,
which I have done,

346
00:16:04,601 --> 00:16:08,169
but if your show was on, I
was as good as wall paper.

347
00:16:08,203 --> 00:16:10,038
Hey, how many people did
you slap on that show?

348
00:16:10,072 --> 00:16:12,007
I don't care.

349
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:14,142
She can't remember,
there were so many slaps.

350
00:16:14,176 --> 00:16:15,744
Enough about me.

351
00:16:15,778 --> 00:16:20,548
Let's talk about you signing this contract.

352
00:16:20,582 --> 00:16:23,217
Well, somebody is in a
little hurry, ain't she?

353
00:16:23,252 --> 00:16:25,453
No, no. We're not in a hurry. No.

354
00:16:25,487 --> 00:16:27,140
- Aren't we?
- No. We're not. No.

355
00:16:27,141 --> 00:16:31,425
- Really?
- There it is again! Bam!

356
00:16:31,460 --> 00:16:34,094
- Okay, I'll tell you what, Vivien...
- Moira.

357
00:16:34,129 --> 00:16:36,564
I will go ahead and sign off on the sale...

358
00:16:36,598 --> 00:16:39,033
- Good.
- ... For a slap.

359
00:16:42,904 --> 00:16:45,205
Excuse me?

360
00:16:45,239 --> 00:16:47,607
I've always wanted to be
slapped by Vivien Blake.

361
00:16:47,642 --> 00:16:50,110
It's true. We've role-played
it like a thousand times,

362
00:16:50,145 --> 00:16:52,512
but it's not the real thing.

363
00:16:52,547 --> 00:16:54,981
You'd like me to slap you?

364
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,716
- Yeah.
- I don't think...

365
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:59,018
Well, don't think. Just do it. Slap me.

366
00:16:59,053 --> 00:17:00,920
- He wants you to slap him.
- I won't.

367
00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:02,121
- Slap him, Moira.
- Go ahead and slap him.

368
00:17:02,156 --> 00:17:04,157
Slap my husband, Moira.

369
00:17:04,192 --> 00:17:05,659
- John, I won't!
- Slap him or I'll slap him.

370
00:17:05,693 --> 00:17:07,627
- Slap me!
- I won't.

371
00:17:07,662 --> 00:17:09,896
- Slap me like a bitch!
- Sign the fucking contract!

372
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:21,174
Okay.

373
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:24,510
Um... this has been a lot of fun,

374
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,213
but I'm starting to smell a
little too much like uh, campfire,

375
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,448
and denim and plaid and stuff so... bye.

376
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:34,620
Your choices are beer or beer.

377
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:37,556
I assume a pint glass
is out of the question?

378
00:17:37,591 --> 00:17:39,225
You came! How was dinner?

379
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,926
Um... worse than this?

380
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,428
Although at this point it's
sort of a moving target.

381
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,962
Here hold this.

382
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,964
So there are no guys for me here.

383
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,066
But it was kind of nice to just
like to flex the old muscle.

384
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:50,001
Put your thumb over the tube.

385
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:53,705
Agh, I kind of wanna just go for it but...

386
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:57,008
- But sometimes it doesn't work out, I guess.
- Yeah.

387
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:59,310
- Okay, put the tube in your mouth.
- What? Uh...

388
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:01,346
Yeah. Just open your throat.

389
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,281
And go down, 'cause you're tall.

390
00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:05,550
Okay. David, how long are
you gonna be doing this?

391
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:08,953
Okay, just come and get
me after you vomit, okay?

392
00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:10,187
Just widen your throat!

393
00:18:13,925 --> 00:18:15,926
You!

394
00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:22,399
- Chug!
- Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

395
00:18:22,433 --> 00:18:25,602
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

396
00:18:33,578 --> 00:18:36,146
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

397
00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:37,614
Are you ready?

398
00:18:56,600 --> 00:19:00,904
And that's the last one there! Done!

399
00:19:02,539 --> 00:19:05,074
Already.

400
00:19:05,109 --> 00:19:07,576
There you go, Johnny, congratulations.

401
00:19:07,611 --> 00:19:09,845
Thank you very much. Thank you.

402
00:19:09,879 --> 00:19:12,515
Just remember one thing, okay?

403
00:19:12,549 --> 00:19:16,285
This is my town and you're
gonna play by my rules.

404
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:20,189
Comprende?

405
00:19:20,223 --> 00:19:23,091
I'm just messing with you, man!

406
00:19:23,126 --> 00:19:25,694
Come on!

407
00:19:25,728 --> 00:19:29,464
- Wow.
- Or am I?

408
00:19:29,498 --> 00:19:32,500
No. I am.

409
00:19:32,535 --> 00:19:35,237
- Moira! Shall we?
- Yeah.

410
00:19:35,271 --> 00:19:37,372
Jocelyn, thank you for
an unforgettable evening,

411
00:19:37,406 --> 00:19:39,541
I will be dining out on this for years.

412
00:19:39,575 --> 00:19:40,775
I'll send you the recipes.

413
00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:44,846
Yes, Jocelyn, words can't express.

414
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,716
Seriously, Johnny, good
luck selling the town.

415
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:50,918
- You sure gonna need it.
- Why's that?

416
00:19:50,953 --> 00:19:52,954
Well, it took a while
to sell the first time.

417
00:19:52,988 --> 00:19:55,824
I mean, it was on the
market for like what 20 years

418
00:19:55,858 --> 00:19:57,758
before you bought it.

419
00:19:57,792 --> 00:20:00,294
20 years?

420
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:01,595
Yeah. I mean, most people just
thought it was a waste of money

421
00:20:01,629 --> 00:20:03,264
that it would never sell, you know?

422
00:20:03,298 --> 00:20:04,966
Who in their right mind would buy it!

423
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,567
Then along came you.

424
00:20:14,726 --> 00:20:18,954
John! Did you know this town
was on the market for 20 years

425
00:20:18,955 --> 00:20:20,040
before we bought it?

426
00:20:20,130 --> 00:20:22,263
How would I know that?
W... why would I know that?

427
00:20:22,297 --> 00:20:24,499
I didn't know that.

428
00:20:24,534 --> 00:20:27,402
But look, let's look at the bright side...

429
00:20:27,436 --> 00:20:29,103
There is no bright side.

430
00:20:29,138 --> 00:20:31,472
This is the dark side of the moon, Johnny.

431
00:20:31,507 --> 00:20:34,910
And we'll be here another 20 years,
tucked in a crater, lost to all.

432
00:20:34,944 --> 00:20:36,444
Johnny well, you know what?

433
00:20:36,478 --> 00:20:38,446
I think that's being a little dramatic.

434
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,948
Yes! It's dramatic!

435
00:20:40,982 --> 00:20:45,019
Sweetheart! We got the thing signed, okay?!

436
00:20:45,054 --> 00:20:46,854
And if we have to fix this
town up before we sell it,

437
00:20:46,888 --> 00:20:48,622
then we fix it up.

438
00:20:48,657 --> 00:20:50,958
We fix it up, bit by bit.

439
00:20:50,992 --> 00:20:52,726
And it's gonna take hard
work but we can do it

440
00:20:52,761 --> 00:20:55,162
because we're Roses.

441
00:20:55,196 --> 00:20:58,298
- And there is nothing we can't do...
- Hi... hi...

442
00:20:58,332 --> 00:21:01,201
- You're being super loud right now.
- I can hear you thought the headphones!

443
00:21:01,235 --> 00:21:03,771
So if you can just wrap it up in here.

444
00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:05,138
10 to a 5. Thanks.

445
00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:11,311
I feel good about this. I really do.

446
00:21:21,437 --> 00:21:22,487
What the hell is this?

447
00:21:22,689 --> 00:21:23,521
The town sign.

448
00:21:23,523 --> 00:21:25,690
Bag boy at the grocery store.

449
00:21:25,692 --> 00:21:26,658
Which is what?

450
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,559
40, 45-something and hour?

451
00:21:28,561 --> 00:21:29,794
"Good riddance,"

452
00:21:29,796 --> 00:21:31,429
is what they said.

453
00:21:31,431 --> 00:21:33,398
Are we having a bad day, honey?

454
00:21:33,399 --> 00:21:39,399
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455
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